i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson)
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
(via dinoxgodz)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via ddrops-of-jupiter)
I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.
(via calmyourmonk3ys)